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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Gerai Sembang - Of Office Politics & The Gold Dinar Part 1

Will be using this section as an open discussion area, and as u might have read, i'll be mixing my Bahasa & English as most of us are used to in this part of the region....especially in this blogging/virtual plane of existence....but if there are any reservations....by all means...raise it.

Right then.

Lets face it, 9-5 jobs are pretty much shitty. Thats why every single day a hosts of direct selling companies are born. Right? And these companies will sell anything under the sun...because most of the time, the produce is not the game but its the network thing aight....

And that explains the curious smiles you get whenever you bump into someone....its that eerie feeling....the 'you can run but you cant hide' moments....damn I hate it so much....

These are vultures and sadly to say...we are the prey...its not implying we are weak aight? I mean look at me, I'm a hunk, chicks dig me...they wanna have my babies 24/7/365 all around and around...I'm cool, have these biceps no like any Austrian Cyborg Mayor from California, and the six packs....chicks just melt in my hands aight...I mean I'm bigger than my 9-5 job aight? 

So what gives? damn those day jobs....hahahahahah yup...it sucked the life out off us...we are always caught off-guard...and the bosses....they sounded like its an insanely important meeting....and it turns out to be a RM1500 once in a life time membership fee and you'll be a millionaire as fast as you could say 'penis enlarger' aight. 

Being in the office, knowing the same person for over a period will always give away your secrets, the small details that'll be the weapon of onslaught...your vulnerability...especially when you're surrounded by a maternity clan known as 'the Cik Gayah's' see how they approach you with that timid smile and motherly look....dont get hitched....its worse than a pact with the devil. Believe me. 


To be continued.....

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